Act I, sc i 4 yo: This dog is smaller than our dog. Me: Yes, he's just a puppy. 4 yo: Our dog's ears are bigger. Me: Yup. 4 yo: Our dog's paws are bigger. Me: Yes, but this puppy is still growing. (4 yo gets on floor and looks under the puppy) 4 yo: Our dog's.... Me: Let's stop right there. We've had enough of these comparisons this election year. End scene. If you plan

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